Ladies and Gentleman I have finally found the answer to the long troubling question, Do they think we’re dumb, stupid, etc? The answer…… ? Is no, they think their audience is Dumb, stupid , etc. Here is why I believe this. Right wing talk radio does’nt talk to us the liberals. Right-wing radio is talking to the right wing liberal haters. Those are the people that they think are stupid. You know what? They are right they are stupid because they accept what is said as truth without critically thinking about it. No analysis, no evaluation, just blind stupid acceptance. An example.

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McSame Blames Obama!

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And here is why.

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(02:02:32 PM) Them: Got a Home Networking call… guy got his laptop from Rent-a-Center
(02:02:45 PM) Them: *starts loading gun*
(02:06:41 PM) Me: ha ha ha
(02:07:02 PM) Them: He’s telling me the lights are beeping now.
(02:07:04 PM) Them: ??
(02:07:14 PM) Me: he’s high
(02:07:26 PM) Me: he been smokin’ dat shit
(02:12:26 PM) Me: wow time
(02:13:41 PM) Them: Have fun!
(02:13:53 PM) Them: Kill some computer illiterates for me, would ya?
(02:13:59 PM) Me: thnx
(02:14:05 PM) Me: yes sir!
(02:14:32 PM) Me: life is tough.
(02:14:57 PM) Me: it is tougher when you’re stupid.
(02:16:41 PM) Them: he he he
(02:17:06 PM) Me: you know I really can’t watch cable news anymore
(02:17:48 PM) Me: they are starting to say that McCain is 1 point ahead of Clinton and even with Obama
(02:17:54 PM) Them: I can barely watch the local news…
(02:18:11 PM) Me: they are already setting the stage to steal the election.
(02:18:45 PM) Them: I’m not surprised. Hillerack have shot themselves with this damn race against each other.
(02:19:24 PM) Me: So we are in for Bush-Lite
(02:19:41 PM) Them: Or, in the case of ancient McCain, Bush Dry.
(02:19:52 PM) Me: ha ha ha
(02:20:16 PM) Me: This is going on my blog kk?
(02:20:26 PM) Them: sounds good to me.

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From Craigslist

Things to consider when calling Tech Support…

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Date: 2007-04-27, 11:38PM EDT

Hi! I’m your Technical Support Rep. I have a considerable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your daily life: television, telephone, and internet. Sometimes one, sometimes all three. Before we interact, I’d like to share some thoughts with you:

* I am here, simply put, to fix your shit. My job is not complete until said shit is fixed. Please just help me fix this shit.

* With that out of the way, know that I hate you exactly as much as you hate me. No more, no less. If you are at least relatively pleasant, I’m happy to help you- even to make small talk as I attend to the issue at hand. Conversely, if you are a total and complete jackass, I will make this the worst 10 minutes of your week.

* Neither I, nor any of my coworkers, are out to fuck you. We are not idiots. We are college graduates in technical disciplines, the vast majority of whom are here to work their way up the IT ladder to more fulfilling positions. Sometimes we have off days, sure, but we know EXACTLY what we are doing. Note that this does not apply to anyone outside of our department. They are, in all reality, idiots who are out to fuck you.

* So you’ve already unplugged the “internet box” and plugged it back in? Brace yourself, you’re going to do it again. Most of the time I do this for a reason…unless you’re a dick. Then I do it to see how mad it makes you.

* Don’t lie to me- I can tell you have a router. It isn’t illegal.

* To those who think they are “computer illiterate”: The vast majority of the time, you are lovely customers: Patient, willing to learn, and most importantly, willing to listen. Thank you!

* To those who think they are CompSci PHD’s: The vast majority of the time, you are retarded: If you already cycled your equipment and it didn’t work, why did it work when I made you do it again? If you are so well educated, stay the hell out of the queue so that people who need help can get it.

* Supervisors don’t have a magic wand that they can wave to make everything better. They are governed by the same protocol and use the same utilities as I do. In fact, supervisors are more likely to tell you to fuck off- believe it or not, they have other pressing issues to attend to. If a node goes down, they WILL put those 200 subscribers before you in Priorityland.

* Threatening to cancel does not intimidate us. We have an entire department that is paid to care about that, which means that I don’t have to. Harsh? Sure, but I have more than enough work to do fixing shit, yelling at field techs, following up on cases, and explaining the concept of email to your grandmother that it won’t cause me to lose any sleep.

* It worked fine yesterday? Oh, then I must be wrong. Let me reconsider the 40 minutes I spent troubleshooting your Win98 box. Check it out: Shit breaks (see point 1); If shit did not break, I would be mowing your lawn instead of sitting in this office.

* Speakerphone? Turn it the fuck off.

* Don’t call back and have another rep troubleshoot the same problem. He will read the notes I left about how you spilled coke into your cable box. Even if he didn’t, he would come to the same conclusion, and more people with undiagnosed problems would be stuck listening to that god-awful hold music.

* I am not blowing smoke when I say that I understand how frustrating it is to wait on hold, get transferred, and deal with bad agents. I too have called Dell’s tech support line. The difference is that I actually DO care about your problem, so please just calm down before I kill your family.

* My company has over 20 million subscribers. I handle a region of about 2 million. To this day, none of them have ever called in to say “I just wanted you to know that my shit is working correctly.” Maybe someday?

So what can I help you with today?

Location: Internet
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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WHO is using THEIR SON. Look at the news.

krejcek@wacool.net

a spammer

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